You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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