The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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