ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
