I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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