Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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