I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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