What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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