The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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