The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Randomize
