It's Friday. Sex?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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