so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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