Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
