My room smells like vodka and shame
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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