Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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