I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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