oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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