Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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