Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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