I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Can you bring me the toilet please
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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