: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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