This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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