How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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