Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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