I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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