I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
