so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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