remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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