So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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