ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
So many bounce houses so little time
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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