Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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