I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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