I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
This baby is an asshole
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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