Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
