she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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