I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
