when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
