Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Randomize
