before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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