The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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