I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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