rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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