I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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