Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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