Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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