never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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