I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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