Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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