i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
