You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
