I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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