I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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