Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Randomize
