If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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