Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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